Football Songs

It's very late, and I can't sleep; I suppose it's due to the excitement of having priced transatlantic plane tickets. As I lie in bed, different songs have been popping into my head, and I figure I might as well write them down. I think these are original to me ... Clearly it must be very late ...

1) Joe Cole

*to the tune of the Big Red Theme Song*

Joe Cole wins the ball much better

Joe Cole kicks the ball much better

Joe Cole plays the ball much better

Better than Yossi Benayoun

The Londoner turned Scouser makes us happy

He'll keep running on and on

Here, There and Everywhere*

He'll play the game much better

Score lots of goals much better

Liverpool will win the treble

With Joe Cole

2) Craig Reid

*to the tune of Que Sera Sera*

Craig-ie Reid

Craig Reid

He has the same name as me

He'll lead the Exiles to victory

Craig-ie Reid

Craig Reid

Roll on December! ...

Now I must get some sleep. The GRE is 6 days away!

*Note the allusion to the Beatles!